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  • Mood: Frustrated
I'm starting to have doubts about moving tomorrow. I understand that my boyfriend wants the baby out of the living conditions that we are currently in, and he wants us to have more storage, but his dad is SERIOUSLY starting to frustrate me!

He sends Eric an email (I check his emails for him all the time) And I see one titled, "Fw: Car seats" It is a website about carseat safety. He sent us a link about stuff we apparently don't know about carseat safety. Joke's on his dad, we have not only taken prenatal classes, but we have also paid attention!!!! Just because we are first time parents, doesn't mean we need people to hold our hands.

Okay, so I click the link and start reading the website. So I'm going to tell you the topics and then tell you what I already know. Oh, and letting you know, there are big paragraphs explaining each topic as well. Apparently I'm a dumb ass and don't know anything about children...

1) Make Sure Your Shoulder Straps Are In The Proper Position: Okay, so I didn't learn this in prenatal classes, but I have a 4 year old nephew and a 4 year old sister. I've been there done that, I know that the shoulder straps go over the shoulder, and the chest clips has to be at armpit level.

2) Rear-Facing Is The Responsible Choice: I also know this from my nephew and sister, but we also learned about it in prenatal classes. I swear Eric's step mom thinks I'm a dumb ass or something.

3) No Gaps Allowed Between Baby's Crotch/Groin Area And Harness: Are you kidding me? How dumb do these people think I am? I'm not a fucking brain dead twit!!!!!!!

4) Be Sure The Chest Clip Is Positioned Properly On The Chest: I know that the chest clip is supposed to sit at armpit level, and your baby should not be able to move forward in the car seat.

5) Know The Proper Guidelines For Outgrowing A Seat: Guess what? It's listed on the side of every damn carseat that is made in Canada!

6) Straps Need To Pass The "Pinch Test": Whatever...

7) Coats Are Not Allowed: First of all, it's not just coats, it's anything baggy or puffy that would cause the straps to not be able to compress completely to the chest, so that is a fail on the blog writer's part.

8) RTFM (Read The Fucking Manual): That's rude, but whatever. Anyways, again, I'm not an idiot I'm sure I'll read things before I work with them...

9) When In Doubt Get Help: No really?

Sorry for this rant, but honestly I'm sick of people thinking that I'm going to fail as a mother. I'm sick of everyone trying to help by sending me something that they KNOW I am already educated in.

GRRRRRRR!!!!!
  • Mood: Anxious
So, after trying to get a hold of the landlord from the place we were trying to get, he decided he wasn't going to talk to me anymore. Pretty rude. So my boyfriend and I have made the decision to move in with his dad, because there will be more storage space for all our baby stuff.

Hoping this goes better than I fear...
  • Mood: Content
Hoping that this one goes better, as I'd like to be living on my own before the baby arrives. We shall see though! Wish me luck!
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Hello dA,

I'm searching for an admin for my group to help me come up with the details of the RP. If you're interested, please comment below or note me, with details about:

- How much experience do you have administrating a group?
- How would you go about solving an issue between members?
- If there was someone who wanted in but there wasn't enough room because all spots are full, how would you deal with that issue?

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Thanks guys! :)
Hey dA,
I want to start a Hunger Games RP, but I'm not sure if it would be worth it. If it seems to get some interest, then I'll do it. So comment below and let me know your thoughts! 
Thanks!

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  • Mood: Frustrated
I'm starting to have doubts about moving tomorrow. I understand that my boyfriend wants the baby out of the living conditions that we are currently in, and he wants us to have more storage, but his dad is SERIOUSLY starting to frustrate me!

He sends Eric an email (I check his emails for him all the time) And I see one titled, "Fw: Car seats" It is a website about carseat safety. He sent us a link about stuff we apparently don't know about carseat safety. Joke's on his dad, we have not only taken prenatal classes, but we have also paid attention!!!! Just because we are first time parents, doesn't mean we need people to hold our hands.

Okay, so I click the link and start reading the website. So I'm going to tell you the topics and then tell you what I already know. Oh, and letting you know, there are big paragraphs explaining each topic as well. Apparently I'm a dumb ass and don't know anything about children...

1) Make Sure Your Shoulder Straps Are In The Proper Position: Okay, so I didn't learn this in prenatal classes, but I have a 4 year old nephew and a 4 year old sister. I've been there done that, I know that the shoulder straps go over the shoulder, and the chest clips has to be at armpit level.

2) Rear-Facing Is The Responsible Choice: I also know this from my nephew and sister, but we also learned about it in prenatal classes. I swear Eric's step mom thinks I'm a dumb ass or something.

3) No Gaps Allowed Between Baby's Crotch/Groin Area And Harness: Are you kidding me? How dumb do these people think I am? I'm not a fucking brain dead twit!!!!!!!

4) Be Sure The Chest Clip Is Positioned Properly On The Chest: I know that the chest clip is supposed to sit at armpit level, and your baby should not be able to move forward in the car seat.

5) Know The Proper Guidelines For Outgrowing A Seat: Guess what? It's listed on the side of every damn carseat that is made in Canada!

6) Straps Need To Pass The "Pinch Test": Whatever...

7) Coats Are Not Allowed: First of all, it's not just coats, it's anything baggy or puffy that would cause the straps to not be able to compress completely to the chest, so that is a fail on the blog writer's part.

8) RTFM (Read The Fucking Manual): That's rude, but whatever. Anyways, again, I'm not an idiot I'm sure I'll read things before I work with them...

9) When In Doubt Get Help: No really?

Sorry for this rant, but honestly I'm sick of people thinking that I'm going to fail as a mother. I'm sick of everyone trying to help by sending me something that they KNOW I am already educated in.

GRRRRRRR!!!!!

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